We can't leave our dear brothers in arms on the Windows platform hanging. After all, even Windows users have keyboards. And fortunately Windows was well designed, so there's less rote memorisation involved.
| | Startup |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | reboot |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start from 1st partition |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start from network server |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | put computer in Malware Target Disk Mode |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in CP/M |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in MS-DOS |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows for Workgroups |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows NT |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows 95 |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows 98 |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows 98SE |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows 2000 |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows Me |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows XP |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows XP Service Pack 2 |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Windows Longhorn |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | prevent load of startup items |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | show all startup disks |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start from external drive or CD |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | start in Safe Mode |
| (Any Key) | | single user mode |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | Scan Disk Verbose |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | eject Windows |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | after power-up: reboot |
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Power
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| On/Off Power Grid Switch | | restart |
| On/Off Power Grid Switch | | shut down |
| On/Off Power Grid Switch | | sleep (a long time) |
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Application Management
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| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | cycle back or forward through applications |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | cycle back or forward through application windows |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | cycle back or forward through process list |
| (Prohibited By Law) | | process management |
| space | | screen dump (entire screen) |
| (Prohibited By Law) | | screen dump (drag a rectangle) |
| space | | screen dump (highlighted window) |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | cycle back or forward through keyboard layouts |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete-click on window | | adjust window in background |
Ctrl+Alt+Delete-click on icon or
window | | switch to new program and crash it |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete-click on icon | | switch to new program and crash all others |
| (Any Key) | | expose bugs in Windows |
| (Update Button) | | maximise Microsoft profits |
| (Default) | | pay Bill Gates too much |
| (Dream On) | | close Microsoft and put Bill Gates in gaol |
| (No User Intervention Necessary) | | force all programs to crash, hang, or shut down |
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Text
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| Esc+space+F9-left arrow | | move to beginning of paragraph |
| Esc+space+F2-left arrow | | move one character back |
| Esc+space+F3-delete | | delete character to right |
| Esc+space+F9-right arrow | | move to end of paragraph |
| Esc+space+F7-right arrow | | move one character forward |
| Esc+space+F3-right arrow | | move one character forward |
| (Any Key) | | delete text to end of paragraph |
| Esc+space+F0-down arrow | | move to next line |
| Shift+Esc+space+F0-down arrow | | insert newline |
| Esc+space+F1-up arrow | | move to previous line |
| (Any Key) | | transpose characters |
| Shift+Esc+Windows | | delete word to either right or left |
| Shift+Esc+Windows | | delete line either above or below |
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Telephone
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| 9+1+1 | | Windows support US |
| 1+1+2 | | Windows support EU |
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Menu
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| F1 | | execute command |
| Alt+F4 | | Turbo Mode |
| (Not Available) | | Stop |
| (Not Available) | | Spelling |
| (Not Available) | | Check Spelling |
| (Not Available) | | Application Help |
| (Default) | | Don't Save |
| (Not Available) | | Find Previous |
| (Prohibited By Law) | | Eject |
US Federal Government
Button (Hold For A Long Time) | | Export |
| (Disabled) | | Find |
| (Deprecated) | | Find Next |
| (Not Applicable) | | Go to Folder |
| (Default) | | Hide Application |
| (Any Key) | | Hide Others |
| (Dream On) | | Get Info |
| (Prohibited By Law) | | Import |
| space | | Scroll to Selection |
| (Not Available) | | New (Windows) |
| (Deprecated) | | Open |
| (Temporarily Out Of Order) | | Print |
| (Dream On) | | Page Setup |
| (Any Key) | | Quit Application |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | Log Out |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | Log Out Without Confirmation |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | Force Log Out Without Confirmation |
| Ctrl+Alt+Delete | | Refresh |
| (Prohibited By Law) | | Save |
| (See Above) | | Save As |
We Don't Have No Tabs!
We Don't Need No Stinking Tabs! | | New Tab |
| (Default) | | Show Microsoft Fonts |
| (Disabled) | | Underline |
| (AOL Key) | | Upper Case |
| (Deprecated) | | Paste |
We Don't Have No Tabs!
We Don't Need No Stinking Tabs! | | Close Tab |
| (Any Key) | | Close Window |
| (Deprecated) | | Cut |
| (You Must Be Joking) | | Undo |
| (See A Doctor) | | Redo |
| (There Is No Going Back) | | Back |
| (Wait Five Minutes) | | Forward |